Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
how to get gays’ attention
wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???
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I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral
my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
beep beep major asshole alert
people should just reply to anon hate with this
damn dude thats brutal
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
Example of a reconverted pay phone currently available in a few Sydney locations.
i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher
there’s a hole in the deepest part of the ocean that leads to the center of the earth. this is the natural draining system for our planet and is the reason why the whole earth isn’t flooded constantly. everyone spend a few moments thanking this oceanic crevice