This blog is filled with me being a fuckin idiot.
I used to be datweirdfangirl, i-shall-go-down-with-my-ships, fuckingfacewat and julius-caesar-official.
Ship me with weeloveninja12276. The ship is named weeloveninjulius. It is beautiful.

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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Title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
Played: 1515261 times

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

jaclcfrost:

beep beep major asshole alert

feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

miguelmarquezoutside:

Example of a reconverted pay phone currently available in a few Sydney locations. 

thereal-noah:

What

pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

officialunitedstates:

there’s a hole in the deepest part of the ocean that leads to the center of the earth.  this is the natural draining system for our planet and is the reason why the whole earth isn’t flooded constantly.   everyone spend a few moments thanking this oceanic crevice

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